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The "Perfect" Husband1. Have a job: Be the provider, nature demands it.
2. 9-5: Work a full day and make sure to come home from work for dinner.
3. Communication: feel free to "talk" (complain) to wife. It is, what they're supposed to do, listen and not speak.
4. Make yourself comfortable: Your wife went to all the trouble of fixing up the home, make sure she has a busy day tomorrow by kicking your feet up and relaxing all day/night long!
5. Don't get up: Your wife Lives to serve you! If you get up to get a snack, she isn't doing her job! You shouldn't let this happen!!
6. Rule of the remote: You bring home the bacon, therefore its your remote. Changing the channel to what you wish to watch is fun for the whole family!
7. Be a man: You must be swift as a coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!
8. Make suggestions, to improve household life: Is your dinner a bit cold? The sandwich not to your l
3 and 4 gossip on omegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey ;3
Stranger: hey 4
You: have u seen 9?
Stranger: I think he is next to 8
You: D: u sure
You: i herd rumor about 789
Stranger: well he could have left with 6
You: hmm true..
You: i herd 1 and 2 are still at it :<
You: well and 6 is for 9
Stranger: possible those low numbers just dont know when to stop
You: u got that right
You: and 5 that little hoar
Stranger: well i couldnot say
Stranger: well i dont know 5 well enough
You: :< aw
You: but yeah..
You: poor 6,
You: 7 have eye on 9 now..
Stranger: yes 9 isnt interested?
You: ugh ikr
You: i think he still wanna be on the whole 69 thing
You: but wut about 0
You: 0 all alone D
Stranger: well hes nothing
You: O: no way.
You: i herd that 10 is 0 and 1's kid
You: i tihnk 6
kiii...Arguing, arguing, arguing, why are they yelling? They keep yelling, Rip did us no harm, she helped us. Arguing, Arguing, they keep yelling. Not they, no, not them, Claude he's yelling. Rip doesn't like him yelling, arguing arguing.
Why can't we be a normal family?
why can't we be normal?
why can't we be
we're not normal, we're not anything. We're not supposed to exist
Why do we then?
Not all of us are made from the same thing, and not all of us were made. Claude he's more than a bunch of stitches, he's more than what he is he's a fighting machine Miss Emm is mostly gears Rip is apparently human and Spike a robot
" I Wonder What It Would Be To Destroy Them "
"We don't destroy family "
"Get It Through Your Head Boy, You Have No Family, You Are Nothing, You Are Simply Here To Do As I Say "
"I must have a purpose that is why I was made like the rest of them I MUST have a pu
Day 5: letter to a strangerDear stranger at the restaurant,
I'd be glad to listen to your story. Sir you are a gifted story teller, I feel as if I'm right there.
That was a very interesting story, thank you for telling me. No actually, we don't live in this city, we're here upon recommendation of my Aunt.
This food IS pretty good! thank you for recommending it mister!
Well sir, it seems you have to go, it was a pleasure talking to you.
I hope you do meet up with the people your looking for.
I hope you do make it to that party.
Mostly, I hope you get cured of your sickness, the world needs more story tellers like you sir, it's a shame that your voice is gone...
The Mexican girl on the opposite booth.
Day 4: letter to my dreamsDear subconscious me,
You have given me many ideas, some good, and some bad. Out of anybody or anything you've been around the longest, and gone the longest just the same. Each one of the dreams has been unique, each one worth a mention to other people, just please let me remember you.
I miss you when your gone
See ya tonight~
Day 3: the SiblingDear Jr,
Please do your big sister a favor and don't grow up being a spoiled poser brat.
I yell, I ground you, and I act like more of a parent than of our parents do most of the time. However, that't because I don't want you to end up like one of those bullshit rappers who make it big once, then become the whores of the musical world. Or, working as some underpaid tard at some restaurant that is slowly killing the population...or something...I know that sounds mean and highly unlikely (that means it might not happen) but seriously, pay attention in school kid
And for the love of god STOP wearing those skinny jeans
And stay the heck out of my room or else I'll make Frieza take you away
and i'm serious about that
Day 2: The ParentsDear mom and dad,
You pester me, you judge everybody I meet by the first person you met, and made me go to a new place when I said I didn't want to. You made me stay when I didn't want to, and you made me go through a living hell when it wasn't necessary.
I would never have met the people I know, I would have never found this site, and I would never have found my calling.
It has taken me a while to catch on, and it might be too late (seeing as how we have not much time left in this specific house)...but I really do love it here.
Thank you for helping me, thank you for putting up with me, and thank you for dealing with everything as parents should.
I just wish it was easier to talk to you, and easier to ask of you.
From your one and only daughter,
Day 1: The Best FriendDear you,
You should know who you are, and if you don't then I have failed in my part of claiming that you are in fact my best friend. Trust me, I don't use the phrase so often, in fact when other people claim me as their best friend I get a nervous feeling in the pit of my stomach and just smile. But I know, and I will always know that you are my best friend and that this has been some of the greatest years of my life on this crazy ride of meeting you. How I got so lucky as to being in the right place at the right time? Bah I'll never know, and hell I wont question it so long as I do know that we did get to meet each other and that's good enough for me.
Of course the friendship isn't perfect, but who the hell expects one to be?
The best part of it has to be that we never had any of those prissy bitchy fights that end most and any friendship like the other wannabes at the school. Hell the worst dispute that we have ever had, had to beeee .(either I'm being naive, or I'm hidi
Civlillian prolouge v-02Congratulations! Connor Caselman, you have been selected along with 20 other of your classmates to take part in a once, in a lifetime opportunity!
You are now enrolled in our 2nd Generation experiment, the "Yoruse" program. The task you will all be expected to complete, is to simply study abroad in the dimension of your choosing.
The Beginning of this process has already begun, not only are you already registered, but as you will have noticed by now, our 2A-X Units have already started to neatly pack most of your belongings into our ready-to-go-van. Your name has also been erased from the city and state records. Mind our units no attention though, as you probably have been able to tell, they do not respond to non-members of the C.I. act, such as your self. They were also set to not begin this process until you opened this letter. We hope you didn't keep them waiting too long.
That of course, was only Phase 1-1. Phase 1-2 will involve your quick transport to our base, where you shall r
Burning Sky - Chapter 01Houses that looked all the same, squeezed between each other in a colorless street under a grayish and lifeless sky. This was the street where Harry had moved to with his mum a while ago. They already had organized the furniture inside the small house and now were relaxing. However his mother complained about the depressive neighborhood, Harry saw something interesting in it all. He was used to streets full of life, trees and children playing catch, so this was a huge change. His mum had mentioned how the dead-looking sky above them was still the same so this was something familiar to keep in mind. That was true, the sky really was the same and certainly at the sunset, that was about to start, they’d be able to see the red clouds just like they did in their old house, but for Harry this would still be a different experience because of the whole scenery around them.
He asked his mum if he could take a stroll around and see if he found anything interesting, and as expected, she sai
Burning Sky - Chapter 02In the next morning Harry woke up early, as if by impulse, and ran to his computer to send an email to John. He apologized for not sending the message last night as he said he would and invited the boy to go exploring after lunch. He really had no further plans, he just wanted to meet John and talk to him. His mum wasn’t so certain about it, she didn’t even believe that Harry had found a grocery store. Well, it wasn’t that she couldn’t believe, she just didn’t want to. That “John-boy” could not even be called John! She was so suspicious of everything around Harry since he was so gullible... She just wanted to protect him. He insisted so much, though! He even swore to her that John was a real cool fellow and that they talked about the sky the other day. Of course he didn’t mention John smoked, he wasn’t that dumb. After all the pushing, she let him go meet John. Harry had to agree, though, that she’d go with him to and also che
Vore Narrative Prompt #4 - Relationships in VoreRemember to read the rules first! If you didn't bother, it isn't my fault:
Summary: Write a story about a personal relationship formed or affected by vore of any variety. Preferably the relationship would take place between predator and prey, but could instead be between predator and observer and prey and observer (so long as at least one person is participating in vore and the other is effected by it). The relationship may be platonic, romantic, sexual, family, business, enemies, or any type of relationship you can think of. The story may be of any length, setting and genre as long as the focus is the relationship between two characters, and how it is effected by their participation in vore.
Example: "Even though I knew this angered him, I would keep my friend in my stomach to feel in control of him."
Sealed With My Kiss Chapter 4Sealed With My Kiss
"...Why are you here Rai?" I walk back to my bed sat down at the edge with ym back still facing him.
"I came cause i heard what happened to your Pokemon Arcanine...right?" I bite the bottom of my lip "It's none of your business, now please leave...I want to be alone." I lay sideways put my covers over me to cover my head I didn't want him to see me this way.
"...Allison." It was silent I thought he was gone but I was wrong cause my bed edge went down some so he must of sat down where was laying hiding under my covers "You shouldn't be hidding out like this. I know it's hard losing your friend and partner...think about it, Arcanine wouldn't want you to be this way."
I close my eye's tightly tears slide down my cheek, push my cover's off me surprising Rai tackling him to the floor hugging him while crying on him, it was like this for a while of me crying and him rubbing my back comforting me until my cries went down to hiccup sobs then I stop crying all together.
Burning Sky - Chapter 03- Who’s that, John?
- No one. – He replied with a dry voice - Come here please, Harry – John whispered to Harry, grabbing his arm and pulling him towards the back door.
- No, John – Harry stood in place, petrified – I’d like to meet your sister!! – He fled from John and walked over her – Hello, I’m Harry! I’m friends with your brother… You’re very cute, what’s your name?
- The spell has been cast; I was too late – said John dramatically to himself.
- My name is Alexa – She said as her black cat showed up from inside and asked to be carried by her. Alexa picked up the animal and held it in her arms. – Want some orange juice, Harry?
- Sure!! Thank you! – He replied, hearts in his eyes.
- Come in. – Every word she said had no emotion at all, she seemed cold as stone, but for Harry it was as if she was glowing from beauty. John’s
My BeginningGrowing up was never easy for me.
Pain is all I've ever really felt throughout my life.
When I was a kid, my parents abused me and shunned me,
my sister, they loved and adored, whereas, I was cast aside.
I'd try and do great in school and obey my parents.
But, my father would still beat me whenever he felt like it,
my mom would lock me in my room for crying,
even after my father had gotten done beating me,
I spent every night of my childhood crying myself to sleep.
And at school, I'd find myself being bombarded,
with a plethora of horrible names and rhymes,
and during recess, I'd be chased all of the playground, and when I'd lay down from exhaustion, I'd be dragged all over the playground. I was always too tired to fight back after being chased.
And everyday, I'd wish for death, no one ever wanted me around.
I was medicated for how I'd react to the abuse, the names, the pain.
Pills in the morning, pills in the afternoon, pills at night,
I wasn't living, I was being an unwanted te
Sealed With My Kiss Chapter 2Sealed With My Kiss
I was walking around Alamos Town shopping for more flower seed's and get some Pokemon fruits while I'm at it, I'm sure the pokemon well enjoy it I stop seeing Dawn at a stand saleling Lunar Wings necklace so I walk over "Hey Dawn!"
She turn around after paying for it smiling at me specially Piplup he rush to my side waving his little flippers~ So cute! I bend down to pick him up "And hello to you too Piplup, you not causing anymore trouble for Dawn are ya?"
"Pip, piplup!" I couldn't help but giggle at how adorable Piplup is being~ "What did Piplup say?" I look at Dawn who was carious "he told me; I haven't cause any trouble....yet." I pet Piplup on his head while Dawn groan "great...oh want to come join me and the others?"
I handed Piplup to Dawn shook my head no "Not today, I have some shopping to do tell the other's I said hi though." I wave then walk away getting the flower seeds and what not's.
After a while I got all I need counting while walk
Spirit maker chapter 90 Because she is my friendSpirit maker chapter 90 Vendor vs edgar furius battle
Notice-Woah that s amazing i managed to write to 90th chapter of spirit maker that is really something haha but even so i dont really want that it pass over 100 want to make it less but oh well never mind so yeah as for the story vendor is finally ready to fight edgar for real this time whu will win only time can tell!
Finally vendor managed to come inside the base and beat all the bandits around him unitil he meet edgar as they started their second battle as vendor said to him that this time he is going to win edgar laughted that how can vendor be shure that he has eny chance againts edgar but that didnt put vendor down because he showed how things where before witch changed now
as vendor showed his new side how he got stronger but edgar didnt really care about it what vendor said but then vendor tells him if he dont belive him that he should see it his strenght in real time afther that edgar heared he had an deal for him and
Melt My Frozen Heart Chapter TwoMelt My Frozen Heart
"Here's your breakfast Granny~" I put the plate of egg's and hash browns "Thank you deary." I smiled sat down across from Granny started eating my breakfast as will, when we finished I put our dishs in the sink cleaning them then helping Granny to the outside deck putting a shawl over her shoulder to keep her warm.
"You shouldn't worry about a old woman like me, deary. Why don't you go out?" I frown "But what about you Granny? I don't mind watching over you." she chuckled "Now, now child go out and make friend's."
Before I could argue even more she ushered me out so I listened to her, I didn't knwo what to do firstly so I walk around going to stand to stand seeing if I wanted to buy something I didn't do my stand today cause it was day off taking care of Granny but...Granny being Granny is being stubborn as always.
I didn't see anything I like so I wonder away from Seireitei which was a huge 'no, no' in my part but I always do this so it's no big deal nothing b
"A life changing event"As if the chilly morning wasnt enough to scare us, the sudden barks coming from the lonely outside emptiness sent even more shivers down the spine. It was the type of typical noise that the whole world was used to, and yet in this setting it was so unusual. Somebody had to go and investigate. One of the three brave souls had to go and take that first step into the cold anyways, so why not go out and investigate the noise while they were at it? Fear, thats what stopped the six year old child from doing his sisters request.
Hurry up! Well be late for school! she tried to encourage to him. With a sigh and an unbelievable amount courage he slowly began to open the door, the icy handle pierced his hand, his breath left him as soon as he heard the click noise of the door that indicated it was fully open. A few steps into the unknown and a few more moments later was when the cry was heard
Wow! Its a puppy! Those four wo
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