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1. Have a job: Be the provider, nature demands it.
2. 9-5: Work a full day and make sure to come home from work for dinner.
3. Communication: feel free to "talk" (complain) to wife. It is, what they're supposed to do, listen and not speak.
4. Make yourself comfortable: Your wife went to all the trouble of fixing up the home, make sure she has a busy day tomorrow by kicking your feet up and relaxing all day/night long!
5. Don't get up: Your wife Lives to serve you! If you get up to get a snack, she isn't doing her job! You shouldn't let this happen!!
6. Rule of the remote: You bring home the bacon, therefore its your remote. Changing the channel to what you wish to watch is fun for the whole family!
7. Be a man: You must be swift as a coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!
8. Make suggestions, to improve household life: Is your dinner a bit cold? The sandwich not to your liking? Let her know!
9. Train the future man of the house?: Make sure your son becomes a little man. For best results let him live by the rules on this list.
10. Train your little lady: This is mostly your wifes duty, but you should teach the little one what to do for her future man.
11. The car must be perfect and running: A perfect passtime for the working man, making sure the family wagon is always up to speed.
12. Golf: Golf! Golf! Golf!! Golfing with the boys, nothing better! Without a doubt the game of kings. Make sure to spend all day long (all weekend if you wish!) on the driving range. Remember! Your happiness, makes your wife happy!
13. In-laws: They shouldn't be allowed in the house, rarely go visit them. Your wife will be pleased!
14. Quoting: Quote every line of an old classic you love. If you love them, so should your wife.
15. Like a Boss: Act like a boss, because you are the boss!
Just make sure to follow these rules and your wife is Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you!!
2. 9-5: Work a full day and make sure to come home from work for dinner.
3. Communication: feel free to "talk" (complain) to wife. It is, what they're supposed to do, listen and not speak.
4. Make yourself comfortable: Your wife went to all the trouble of fixing up the home, make sure she has a busy day tomorrow by kicking your feet up and relaxing all day/night long!
5. Don't get up: Your wife Lives to serve you! If you get up to get a snack, she isn't doing her job! You shouldn't let this happen!!
6. Rule of the remote: You bring home the bacon, therefore its your remote. Changing the channel to what you wish to watch is fun for the whole family!
7. Be a man: You must be swift as a coursing river, With all the force of a great typhoon, With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!
8. Make suggestions, to improve household life: Is your dinner a bit cold? The sandwich not to your liking? Let her know!
9. Train the future man of the house?: Make sure your son becomes a little man. For best results let him live by the rules on this list.
10. Train your little lady: This is mostly your wifes duty, but you should teach the little one what to do for her future man.
11. The car must be perfect and running: A perfect passtime for the working man, making sure the family wagon is always up to speed.
12. Golf: Golf! Golf! Golf!! Golfing with the boys, nothing better! Without a doubt the game of kings. Make sure to spend all day long (all weekend if you wish!) on the driving range. Remember! Your happiness, makes your wife happy!
13. In-laws: They shouldn't be allowed in the house, rarely go visit them. Your wife will be pleased!
14. Quoting: Quote every line of an old classic you love. If you love them, so should your wife.
15. Like a Boss: Act like a boss, because you are the boss!
Just make sure to follow these rules and your wife is Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you!!
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Edit: thanks for the corrected spelling Connie |D
For U.S History, we're currently on the 1950's and we had a discussion concerning the role of a housewife.
we got this worksheet that described the "Perfect" wife and it was ridiculous!
so he let us write a response as to how the "perfect" husband should act, and what he should do.
There were a bunch of standard female "be nice" "listen" and "respect me" blah blah shit answers.
I decided to have fun with it and screw with the assignment.
Can you believe I got full credit for this?
pfff
also, my History teacher believes I'm going to be married several times, and divorced several times
Future here I come! 8D
btw, guys, in case you couldn't catch the jokes/sarcasm in this, Don't do the crap on this list....try doing the opposite actually XD
My personal favorite is number 4
For U.S History, we're currently on the 1950's and we had a discussion concerning the role of a housewife.
we got this worksheet that described the "Perfect" wife and it was ridiculous!
so he let us write a response as to how the "perfect" husband should act, and what he should do.
There were a bunch of standard female "be nice" "listen" and "respect me" blah blah shit answers.
I decided to have fun with it and screw with the assignment.
Can you believe I got full credit for this?
pfff
also, my History teacher believes I'm going to be married several times, and divorced several times
Future here I come! 8D
btw, guys, in case you couldn't catch the jokes/sarcasm in this, Don't do the crap on this list....try doing the opposite actually XD
My personal favorite is number 4
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((Typo in #6. It should be fun, not gun ewe;;;; ))